Kaztrak Ilyouich Borkokovski & the Flying Acrochielians sing Chielie
Drowning ze fish (1988) [1:34, 1848 kB]At ten o' clock you showed your nose between the barroom doors
Then you gave me this red rose, you crawled up on all fours
At twelve you tried to tell me that you love me, how untrue
Hell and haricots, poor me, it's stuff for making people blue!
Chorus:
You want me to dance with you
Because you know none hipper
Well, if it's the same to you
I'd rather swim with Flipper
Every round the drinks got stronger, Lord, how plants can drink
And every touch your arm got longer, God, how your intentions stink
Yes, you play me for a fool, you play the saint-like gent
But all your words are so uncool, and all your motives bent
And all you want is drink with me
Until I'm blasted like a kipper
Then, before too long, I'll bet
I'll find your fingers on my zipper
Repeat Chorus
Every move you make reminds me of how the night began
You tried your suave smile out on me, you jerk, of course it failed, and then
As if to prove your manhood to me, juggled with your Wrigleys gum
Worst of all my friend, you told me I remind you of your mum
You want me to dance with you
Because you know none hipper
Well, if it's the same to you
I'd rather swim with
Repeat Chorus